Today’s comic was inspired by comedian Rocci Berrini, specifically his review of Watchmen. He was a bit obsessed with the nudity of Dr. Manhattan and his pendulous genitalia, particularly when Dr. Manhattan was many stories tall. What would Dr. Manhattan’s ungraciously exposed blue penis be like at that size? Well, at the risk of retelling an already old joke, it occurred to me that it would be about the size of the Anarchy Boogeyman!
March 11th, 2009
Excellent review. It’s really sad that all some people got out of it was blue shlongs.
Obviously he hasn’t read the comic book, and looked at the moral & philosophical issues at the heart of the concept.
Fine.
Still, why does anyone complain about the length of a movie?
If you’re going to spend your time going to see a movie, wouldn’t you want to get the most movie length you could for your dollar? If it’s good, wouldn’t you want it to go on and on?
if you don’t like the movie; walk out and stop wasting your time on it.
Take some responsibility for yourself. If you’re a slave to fashion (and feeling like you need to see new movies counts as ‘fashion’ for this purpose); that’s your own fault.
Anarchy boogyman is a penis and I would be pissed off is another penis was touching my blue penis without my consent.
Oh crap I just admitted that I had a blue penis!!!!
Whether it’s a social meme, or people are individually en masse are too transfixed by an ever expanding blue penis I don’t know. I do know that the movie was fantastic, I really didn’t notice the penis until I realized every single negative review on the web fixates upon it. Then again I’m always walking around naked and encourage all to do the same.
However, it is wonderful to dig at those who complain about it. “Dude, I’m not Gay!” “Riiight. So you couldn’t take your eye off of a blue cock for three hours…for artistic reasons?” “Dude” “Oh, Homophobia is so silly.”
As a side note, that accent that IS a social meme amongst many homosexuals is a derivative of the Washington/Oregon blue collar accent aka hillbilly pacific northwest. Just a little random factoid for ya. Fer sure.
You try to say the AMB is NOT a penis… then this…
I am so going to have to watch this now. This guys description made me laugh my ass off…
My girlfriend says I’m what Rorschach would’ve looked like if people had intterputed him as the villain.
Yes, I’d have giving the media my diary too to expose Ozymandanis plan and end world peace. Because human beings don’t deserve it. Peace doesn’t stop the lies, the hurt, the abortions, the betrayels. People just endure it like little cowards and bitches.
Never compromise, even if it means starting armageddon.