You want to date statist chicks.
Today’s comic was inspired by Puke of Dooms Day Device.
Correction: I just caught an error. Today’s comic was inspired by Anton Lee. Sorry, Puke.
If anyone analyzes and dissects this one, I’m going to thump an innocent bunny rabbit on the head. I promise I will.
Because you said not to, I’ve analyzed it. It made me laugh even more.
Actually the best place to get laid is the Green Party.
(My secret shame! But I was so young, and so very stupid…)
actually, i’d rather just have sex with them. i’m not looking for a commitment with someone commited to supporting theft and murder.
HEEEEE! now that’s funny.. statist chix are a wild ride, all those repressed urges!
I have no real idea how I inspired this, but okay.
There are a lot of statist women out there…and men.
It’s only funny because I have slept with so many people I met through the Ron Paul campaign.
I guess I don’t really get this one. The liberty movement in general is a sausage fest and so in general if you want to date any chicks you will find you are dating some kind of statist.
I am lucky in that I was able to find and marry a libertarian chick, but I don’t know if she is a full on voluntaryist or not, we have never really discussed some topics in depth because we generally agree about the big stuff (for instance I have never bothered to see if she is for or against IP laws as it never seemed relevant).
Are you telling me that if you found a Ron Paul supporting guy that you liked that you would not date him? How about one of the outright libertarians, who support the LP to some extent? I think a lot of these people might be more anarchist than minarchist, but for whatever reason support a minarchist cause or person.
That’s it! I’m thumping a rabbit!
FEster-
“I think a lot of these people might be more anarchist than minarchist, but for whatever reason support a minarchist cause or person.”
You can’t be “a little bit statist.” It’s like being “a little bit pregnant.” If someone is a minarchist, then s/he is a statist. The lead to anarchist is a fundamental change, not a progression.
Sorry, Dale, but I couldn’t resist!
This reminds me of a particular set of twins.
Unfortunately, the Hotties for Ron Paul will make you pay for it:
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/smygo/message/10944
@ fester – the Campaign for Liberty has plenty of chicks (http://tinyurl.com/c4lchicks)
wait. so dale’s making threats against an inarguably innocent third party as part of some sort of violently escalated vicarious retribution?
Did I miss the rabbit thumping?
“Did I miss the rabbit thumping?”
It’s just a euphemism for masturbation.
We all know that. We wanted to see it anyway.
I never said anyone would get to see it. That costs extra.
I think I realize the reason that this comic bothered me so much more than any other of the anarchy in your head series. I know Dale didn’t want anyone to analyze it, but I just can’t help myself. It is in my nature to analyze everything, it is a curse.
The reason is that this comic is anti-individualist. Whether or not this was intended the implication is that each person is not his own being and cannot be a voluntaryist if they date a non-voluntaryist (or even find a non-voluntaryist attractive enough to mention that you would be willing to date them). When most of us are looking to find a partner we do not have a political litmus test we place on our potential partners, and their beliefs do not invalidate our beliefs. I know Molyneux says that you should only associate with voluntaryists/anarchists, but I disagree with him on that point, because I have to really wonder who you might think you are converting if you only associate with those of like mind.
Now go thump your rabbit.
I totally do. I won’t date Democrats or Republicans. They’re evil people.
I can deal with libertarians, socialists, greens, etc – even if they’re not bright enough to realize how foolhardy their means are, they generally have respectable ends in mind. Of course, perhaps that isn’t as principled as some other people would be in terms of partner choices.
Then again when it comes to good ole’ sex, I’m a lot more lenient. Church-going neocon girls tend to be freaks.
That chick is hot. There, that’s my analysis.
She kind of looks like a drag queen to me. I’m involved with the Democratic Party in my state, for now, because I really think it’s the best way to advance acceptance of gay people which is currently more important to me than any thing else rightly or wrongly.
her left thigh looks weird, and her knockers are facing opposite directions.